youth choir

the only place where pt cruiser driving skinny nerd instrument boys can feel happy
a repulsive waste of a really nice church service
a hideout for ugly Jesus freaks and their girlfriends

"i hate going to youth choir with the nerds because they all try to make me feel bad for looking hot in jeans"
"youth choir makes me puke because no one can sing and the only thing on anyones mind is hooking up in a pt cruiser while eating zaxby's"

by ranging rebel August 1, 2012

Choir Boy

A. A person who likes to think their shit doesn't stink.

B. A phoney person who is putting on a front to impress or satisfy someone.

C. An extreme hypocrite/deceiver.

Johnny used to smoke weed with me everyday, but now he's a little choir boy and tells me it's illegal.

by Ladaloitel July 1, 2018

Choir Kids

Either the most sunshine people on the face of the earth or edgy toxic little waste of a human being

Micheal: Should i join choir?
Johnny: Nah those choir kids are so toxic

by Goblin10532 March 2, 2022

TMEA All-State choir

A mesmerizing performance that lasts about 3 days in San Antonio (now) where the top around 200 choral musicians make the mixed choir and the other around 200-300 are in either Treble or Men’s choir. All three choirs are amazing successes, and there is nobody without talent in any of these choirs. To get to this audition you have had to go through 3-4 auditions and go though some amazing, and maybe horrible music over a series of 9 months. Some examples of these songs are the three French pieces the men had to sing in the 2022-2023 area and pre area rounds which were the worst pieces that some have ever experienced. But there was also Steal Away that year, so it was made up for.

Ben: Hey James! How did you do at your audition this weekend?
James: I did pretty good, I made the TMEA All-State choir!

by Add my snap jake_kurth07 January 10, 2024

Choir camp

The opposite of band camp, A place where choir kids, choir nerds, and choir freaks go to be themselves. You basically sing for five hours straight. And there’s a 60% chance that it’s next to a band camp.

I had so much fun at choir camp, we prank the band camp over there.

by Purpstar615 December 6, 2022

Choir Practice

Taking a poop in the McDonald's bathroom

Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch

by Hamtaro March 15, 2020

Hoe Choir

When a bunch of hoes gather in an organized manner to sing. It's a more cooperative way for them to attract a person after their session.

"Dude, this bar down the street had a huge Hoe Choir playing on stage!"

by TreeTrunks00 March 7, 2025