Show Choir

A group for closeted men and girls who can’t sing; joined so that they can say they’re in a “sport” even though none of them can run a 50 meter.

Student 1: I fucking hate that kid.
Student: yeah he’s in Show Choir to make it worse
Student 1: what a fag

by Yeagerboii May 20, 2024

Choir

Often known to scream and think they are good singing when really all you can hear is mumbling. They think they are better and cooler when really everyone knows band is cooler. Sopranos sound like they had reverse puberty. And Basses sound like cars driving.

Got why wont these stupid Choir kids shut up.

by Such N' Such. February 7, 2023

Kid in choir

Doesn’t really know to much of music and is only there to skip school

Dude: oh so your a choir kid?

Girl: no just a kid in choir

by anonymous March 31, 2022

chicago children’s choir

A place where you are forced to be perfect by being enslaved in the cult of inspiring and changing lives through music.

Ms Hanson: What is the mission of the Chicago Children’s Choir?
Everyone at the same time: to inspire and change lives through music

by Ltacbio1 May 29, 2019

Choir-Practice-Heeley

When you're a ginger douche and flake out on shift end drinks

Where is Ben? He's being a choir-practice-heeley and went home to sleep.

by Dalerino February 24, 2022

Clapping with the Choir

Farting in church.

Sister Joy needs to stop eating cabbage or join a Pentecostal congregation, she was really clapping with the choir last Sunday.

by Ibn al Khawadja November 2, 2013

Choir Practice

Taking a poop in the McDonald's bathroom

Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch

by Hamtaro March 15, 2020