Chocolate cheeks

when some one's cheeks are as tempting and sweet as chocolate so it's irresistible

I wanna kiss those chocolate cheeks...
BTS Lyrics: "Peaches and Cream , Chocolate Cheeks and Chocolate Wings"

by Snakeu January 5, 2017

Chocolate waterboard

When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.

Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.

by pdxgrl February 12, 2010

Chocolate Marshmallows

The act of inserting clean marshmallows into a woman's rectum. After letting them sit for an extended period of time the inserter then removes the chocolate covered marshmallows with his tongue and eats them. Transporting the marshmallows into the insertee's mouth is optional.

Guy: "Hey I want some chocolate marshmallows"
Girl: "Alright let me undress!"

by Arthur Shagnasty January 16, 2011

Oddkast Chocolate

Human fecal matter inside a cooler.

Person 1: "Ew! You keep Oddkast Chocolate in your cooler?"
Person 2: "I can't really go anywhere else"

by anonymous August 11, 2022

chocolate teapot

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.

Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"

by Clansman April 22, 2009

Chocolate Feet

A tingley, melting sensation of the feet, achieved when high. The outside of the foot feels melted while the inside feels solid.

"Oh man, I've got chocolate feet."

by Matthew Gray July 8, 2006

Chocolate Sock

Removing you sock and using it to wipe your shitty ass in leiu of toilet paper.

Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."

Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009