when multiple chimps join together to form a chain while humping each other. Often accompanied by aggressive shrieking or grunting.
Oh god, look at that Chimp-link! This one is quite impressive, they have even got the alpha male involved
by YxngLee May 15, 2022
Get the chimp-link mug.A man/woman that likes giving oral sex to the unshaven vaginal or anal area.
1.if you like licking hairy asses or pussies!
2.if you like o-natural
3.you don't like a shaven haven
4.or you actually in fact lick real life chimps!
1.if you like licking hairy asses or pussies!
2.if you like o-natural
3.you don't like a shaven haven
4.or you actually in fact lick real life chimps!
1.hey you chimp licker!
2.you are a chimp licker!
3.i know a chimp licker too!
4.how many chimp licker's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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4.how many chimp licker's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
by luke gibson May 25, 2006
Get the chimp licker mug.Femal Breasts that resemble those of a chimpanzee, having an odd fish hook look to them in which they sag then shoot back up towards the bottom of the breast. The oddest hybrid form of perkiness and saggyness
The girls chimp tits were so extreme that her nipples almost poke her in the eyes but her boobs almost touch her bellybutton.
by flippersandwhich March 6, 2011
Get the Chimp Tits mug.An activist or bleeding-heart liberal who wholly embraces the rights of Chimpanzees, Monkeys, Apes, Gorillas, Orangutans, Baboons, Douroucoulis or other primates.
Related Words: Tree Hugger, Hippie.
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Chimp-pansy: I will not rest until these animals are afforded the same rights and respect as we humans!
Lawyer: (Pulls down pants, takes a crap in own hand and flings said crap at the Chimp-pansy)
"...These chimp-huggers, or chimp-pansies ... are just trying to circumvent the evolution debate. Folk's, we've been over this. A chimp cannot be a man because man is made in God's image and chimps are made in God's chimp's image. I've said it before, God has a chimp named Bepo."
-Stephen Colbert May 8th 2007
Lawyer: (Pulls down pants, takes a crap in own hand and flings said crap at the Chimp-pansy)
"...These chimp-huggers, or chimp-pansies ... are just trying to circumvent the evolution debate. Folk's, we've been over this. A chimp cannot be a man because man is made in God's image and chimps are made in God's chimp's image. I've said it before, God has a chimp named Bepo."
-Stephen Colbert May 8th 2007
by Tony Pags December 27, 2008
Get the Chimp-pansy mug.When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.
Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007
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Manuel: "this one time at band camp me and this girl did a chimp clap"
Boris: "what's that?"
Manuel: "well...."
Boris: "what's that?"
Manuel: "well...."
by Manuel Eagles December 28, 2011
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