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Cheeseburger Politics 

Term used to describe a fast food restaurant with employees that take themselves too seriously
Teenager 1: I quit working at, 'X', because I couldn't stand their Cheeseburger Politics.
Teenager 2: Mind giving me an example of their Cheeseburger Politics?
Teenager 1: The manager was tyrannical, and the people I worked with were always trying to get me fired, as if I even wanted to work there!
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Cheeseburger no onion 

When you lose your shit over a trivial incident like ordering a cheeseburger with no onions, then you receive onions on the burger.
After that lady bumped into her cart at the grocery store, she went all cheeseburger no onion on her.

Cheeseburger Split 

When your ex mrs brings you a cheeseburger, then you fuck her so hard her pussy bleeds.
Did you hear about Matt? He gave his ex a cheeseburger split!

Woah, nice!

Cheeseburger Titties 

When a girl has huge boobies and shes horrifically obese. The only reason she has those big boobies because she eats a ton of food.
Bro 1 : Dude, I banged Shirley last night!
Bros 2: That huge she beast has Cheeseburger titties, you filthy bastard!

cheeseburger man

A strange title you can achieve. Usually used to talk about people who only eat fast food.
cheeseburger man by CrazeWay January 31, 2018

cheeseburger crotch 

n. The swelling of the vaginal area during pregnancy, so much so that it gives the appearance of packing a cheeseburger in the woman's panties.
"Damn! What the hell are you stuffin in your underware?!"

"It's yo baby. He's giving me cheesburger crotch."
cheeseburger crotch by sarah April 15, 2005

cheeseburger virgin 

when a cheeseburger hasn't touched your lips
cheeseburger virgin by conch575 August 13, 2007