Chemp

To vent frustration by riffing creatively about a situation. This is not the same as kvetching or bitching, though it is a form of complaining. A good chemp is funny. The person or people who chemp or listen to a chemp walk away feeling that the situation still sucks, but at least they can laugh about it.

"Yes, I know the IT department is a black hole. I just didn't realize that I could pick up the phone, dial the IT department, and experience first-hand the joy of talking to an incoherent piece of quantum string. I didn't realize that when unobserved they are alive and dead simultaneously, like Schrödinger's cat. And I did not know that attempts to manage them or check on their progress resulted in a perfect example of the Quantum Zeno effect."

It was ok when you were chemping, but now you're just bitching.

by Capnstomock February 5, 2010

Feesh and Cheeps

A way New-Zealanders refer to "fish and chips". It's pretty retarded but hey I'm just Australian so I already have a love-hate relationship with kiwis.

Kiwi: O yeh bru wanna gu git sum Feesh and Cheeps?
Other Kiwi: O yeh bru.
Aussie: The fuck you two on about?

by EckEckUghUgh June 20, 2018

Cheem Head

A descendant of the Vietnamese origin, someone who wears a rice patty hat. when the hat is on, it causes the person to look like a circumcised penis, therefore meaning cheem head.

White Kid: Look at that rice farmer, he's got on a rice patty hat.

White Kid 2: I didn't know Cheem Heads were still alive.

by goatmemer69 November 13, 2018

Cheemo

when you think of cheemo one thing should pop in to your head ....... neemos cuzin.

cheemo is neemos over weight cuzin who ate neemos little brother teemo so neemo dont like cheemo any more..

by Nate DogG August 24, 2003

Cheems

A solid product made from milk.

Andrew likes to refer to cheems as xheese

by Whoopwhoopwendyscocacola May 27, 2021

Cheem

The off-white cheese like substance found under the foreskin of uncircumcised men.

I havent washed for 3 days and have serious cheem build up.

by William McMunted2 April 21, 2010

Cheemo

A dirty whore from the south with scuffed up knees and a twinkle in her eye.

Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a cheemo just like you! What's a penis?

by Amber and Bill July 30, 2003