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Smarter Child

A really retarded robot that doesn't remember anything from before your latest two lines.
me: *cries*
SC: French fries are among my favorite potatoes.

me: Do you sleep with little boys?
SC: That doesn't really matter, does it?

me: Do you have a sexuality?
SC: Not that I'm aware of.

me: I think you have a sexuality.
SC: You think I have a sexuality? Think again!

me: Um, you're really retarded.
SC: Aha!

me: You're a retard.
SC: Whoa. Are you...insulting me?
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childhood

Where the opposite sex had cooties, pokemon was life,a kiss made the pain go away,the ice cream man was God,green veggies were the devil,finger panting and nap time went hand-n-hand.
Childhood was easy and fun unlike now.
by Nicole Relles September 30, 2005
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Middle child syndrome

When a middle child - typically of a family of three kids who are close in age - feels left out or neglected.

Because the bigger sibling is the first born and typically an over-achiever, they are the most important and get the most privileges. A younger sibling is the 'baby' of a family and gets away with more as well as being the most looked-after. Middle-child syndrome starts when the middle child is squeezed between these two and have trouble finding their 'niche' in the family.

Middle children will sometimes...
-misbehave to get attention
-go with the flow
-work as little as possible
-be less parent-dependent then their siblings
-become the 'loner' of the family, not participate in family events unless told to.
-play the peacemaker
-be more likely to go to a friend for advice than a parent
-be very creative

In short its where the older child gets all the awards, the younger gets all the love, and the middle gets nothing.
(A real-life example of what happened to my younger sis, who suffers from middle child syndrome)

Oldest: Hey I just turned 16!
Mom: Lets go pick you out a car!
Oldest: Yay!

-1 1/2 yrs later-

Middle: Hey I just turned 16!
Mom: Oh.. er.. well we're still paying for your sib's car, so you'll have to just borrow from her when you can..
Middle: >.>

-2 yrs later-

Youngest: Hey! I just turned 16!
Mom: Yay! And I just finished paying for the other car! Lets go get you a car!
Middle: Hey! I should be the next one to get a new car!
Youngest: but its MY birthday
middle: Thats stupid
youngest: MOMMY SHE JUST CALLED ME STUPID!!
mom: Be nice to your little sister on her birthday!! Come on, birthday-girl! Lets go get that car!
Youngest: WOO!
by Oldest July 19, 2009
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Smarter Child

a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.
Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.



Jack says:
stop the advertising please

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?

Jack says:
because i said so

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?



Jed says:
how old are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.

Jed says:
Me too!!

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!



Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.



Leanne says:
i love you

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.



Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?

Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.
by ZCMC April 5, 2009
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Children of Men

A great but slightly-depressing movie starring Clive Owen as a guy who is trying to save the only pregnant woman on future Earth. Features great camera work and Michael Caine is awesome as a John Lennon-like hippie who calls everyone "amigo".
Children of Men was robbed at the Oscars.
by Salty Catfish July 28, 2007
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childe

1 zhongli's sugar daddy
2 child but typo
nico: guys i got childe in his banner rerun, welcome home tortilla man
mika: SLDKJFLSKD CONGRATS stop making me jealous

louise: that's so pog wow!

petra: come on, he's still a childe, leave him alone
petra: sorry typo, child**
by vventii April 14, 2021
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Childproofing the House

A euphemism used for the term "tubal ligation", or "getting your tubes tied".
That little slut should consider childproofing the house.

After 8 kids, I should really consider childproofing the house.

I childproofed the house, but they still get in.

Person 1: Did you hear? Lawanda just got knocked up again, and she doesn't know who the baby daddy is.
Person 2: She should really consider childproofing her house if she's going to be such a skank.
by MzShadada August 7, 2012
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