Facebook Chat

Another addition to the Facebook Stalkers Toolkit for people who you don't want to talk to... to talk to you. To make it worse, the only off-switch is "going offline" on your internet browser.

You remember that creepy Blake guy from our High School? He caught me on facebook chat the other day and I didn't want to deal with the overwhelming guilt of ignoring him so I had to say hi.

by DramaticJohnny July 6, 2009

Chat-cheat

Verb:
To engage in multiple web-chats and have each correspondant ignorant about the others.

"I chat-cheated on four guys last night. It was getting really confusing, and I had to pull out some weboflage when my boyfriend came into the room."

by TajUK January 19, 2007

dead chat

A group chat or server that is dead- no longer used or abandoned

*clicks on an old, no longer used group chat* wow, this is a dead chat...

by freygeothewhy January 13, 2021

couscous chat

A chat involving the initial Facebook wallpost, and the 100+ side comments on this wallpost that have nothing to do with the original post.

Initial comment: "What's couscous?"
167 comments later: "Yeah and that's when she rollerbladed into the wall! lololol"
Initial commenter: *checks 167 notifications* "Damn I got a couscous chat.."

by Celestial Force June 28, 2010

Doup-chat

Short for “Duo group-chat”. A group chat where there are multiple members, but only two people actually talk on it and everyone just watches the convos and/or complains about all the notifications.

Deborah: *starts conversation

Nathan: *responds, continues conversation for another 210 messages
Rachel: OMG guys, over 210 notifications in 10 minutes!
Nathan: It’s not my fault that this has become a doup-chat!

by 809 June 8, 2019

Proximity Chat

The cause of anger, the cause of raging, the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the gaming community.

Gamer 1 "Kill gamer 2"
Gamer 2 "YOU BAD MOTHER FUCKER YOUR SO BAD SPAMMING EXPLOSIVES JUST GARBAGE"
Gamer 1" your momma"
Gamer 2 " Imagine being a search dog on the urban dictionary website searching up mom jokes "
Gamer 1" Imagine getting mad at a game that uses proximity chat"

by ErErErErxDxDxDxD October 18, 2020

Scat Chat

Texting while taking a massive shit.

Caught up with a number of friends last night. Did about a half hour of scat chat.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017