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Charleston

First and foremost, HOME. Where the Ashley and Cooper Rivers converge to form the Atlantic Ocean. Also the largest "city" in SC. I put city in quotes because it has a small town feel but has almost 1,000,000 in the metro area. Everybody knows everybody here, so if you do something (case in point: Thomas Ravenel, former SC treasurer who went to prison for cocaine dealing), it can ruin not only you but your family's reputation.

Don't confuse Charleston with the shithole Ohioan colony of Mt. Pleasant, which is across the Cooper River, most of the people there are self righteous and fake.

Pros:
Excellent Food
Doesn't feel crowded
Nice weather
Lots of stores
decent airport
great economy
Local news channels are good
I was born here

Cons
TOO MANY DAMN OHIOANS MOVING HERE
Roads are shit
Property is expensive
The TV show "Southern Charm"
In the same county as Mt. Pleasant
1) Ohioan: I just moved to Charleston from Cleveland! It's sooooo nice here, but everyone sounds funny. GO BUCKEYES!

Me: WE'RE FULL GO BACK
2) Person from Mt. Pleasant: I live in Charleston!

Someone from Charleston: no honey you're from Mt. Plastic
by Jason DeRolex June 13, 2018
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Fatty Charleston

When fuck a girl in the Vagina, and then fuck her in the ass, and but a nut in her mouth.
"I just gave your mom a Fatty Charleston"

David likes to give Fatty Charleston's to nasty bitches.
by RogersBAMF January 16, 2011
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Charleston Noodle

When you hold in a big dump and when you go to release it you suck it up back and forth in your butt like a demented noodle.
Hey Felipe, can you please stop doing Charleston Noodles in the bathroom? You're starting to stain the toilet.
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Charleston Delight

When two West Virginia lesbian couples meet for dinner, swap partners, and leave the party with faces resembling glazed donuts.
Tabitha and Lisa had their new lesbian co-workers over for a Charleston Delight last evening. Tabitha's face looked like a glazed Crispy Creme when the girls left.
by You don't know Pooty Tang March 1, 2023
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The Charleston Crane

It is when a woman is laying on her back and a man is standing over her with one long shot of extended sperm. Hanging together for at least 7 inches or more before it breaks off into her mouth.
I was going to give her on big cum shot to her face, but instead I stood over her face a gave her The Charleston Crane directly into her mouth "extending 9 inches long." That's a new record for me.
by Low Standards May 9, 2010
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Charleston Chew

When a girl is riding a guy and half way through sex she puts in a dip and spits a load of chewing tobacco on the mans chest and genitals for extra lubrication.
Lenny couldn't believe his eyes when Emma reached to her desk to put in a wad chewing tobacco while she was riding him, she then spit the tobacco all over his chest and genitals because they were out of lube. Lenny was so happy that Emma gave him the Charleston Chew.
by Jenkem69 February 26, 2019
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Charleston

Charleston wears 0
by 123dummy November 25, 2021
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