crappy hour

The time frame between the bar closing and you finally going home and going to bed. In most cases, you can waffle it, or just go to someone else's house.

Dude, where's crappy hour tonight?

Anyone wanna go to my place for crappy hour?

by Aunt Heater February 6, 2007

Chappell

this clan has been rouge mercanaries for years. since the origination in africa their family have spread far and wide. each major war in history has had their name come up at least once or twice. do not mess with any of this clan. even the weakest member is capable of taking on ten armed men and coming out unscathed. best bet with fighting them is to catch them while they're off gaurd. most likely when they're in a coma. in other words, you have about as much chance beating Chuck Norris than a two year old in this clan

guy 1: I do believe we're fucked

guy 2: why?

guy 1: they sent Chappell's

guy 2: who's up for suicide?

by hope they don't find me July 18, 2011

chappal

Kolhapuri chappals are Indian hand-crafted leather slippers that are locally tanned using vegetable dyes. Indian parents also use this to slap the $hit out of their kids

"Abe yar, do your homework or ill give you a chappal"
"my mom gave me a chappal last night for doing it with ranjit"

by Daliva.Gabriel June 16, 2016

Chappizilla

A term/phrase for a dear acquaintance or friend that states them to be so mind-boggingly awesome at life that they can't be compared to or degraded by typical stereotyping generics who try to push their self-esteem down despite the fact that they're short.

Name is fashioned from the old Jap classic 'Godzilla'. The 'Chappi' portion of it was fashioned as an original concept 'Chappi' it sounds chibi-ish.

In layman's terms: A short dood of whose mere life is radical despite their height.

Tom: Gary Coleman's dead.
Jerry: *sigh* I know. He was the Chappizilla of life.
Tom: FFFFFUUUUU----
Jerry: -.- Mini-me is NOTHING compared to him.

by JackyNgauff June 14, 2010

Dave Chappelle

Dave is the God of comedy. Do you know why? Cuz he's from the streets bitch!

"Man white people are gonna freakout when they find out what skeet means. And when they do it will be like:
Oh my god what have we done"

by Midnight November 29, 2004

crappymeal

A really bad meal from a fast-food chain that I will call "McTronalds"

What? You ate that crappymeal for lunch?

by The Mailman_olol July 20, 2010

Crappy meal

When you are starving to death, and you go to the drive thru. You are happy to be handed your bag of warm fries, and a burger. You pull away because there is a long line behind you only to put your right hand in the bag. Reaching around, you begin to salivate. You pick out the warm burger, and take a bite. The burger is old! It is salty, half warm, and tastes like your uncles shoe. Being so hungry, and anticipating the long line you will have to get in to complain, you eat the burger and cold, stale fries anyway.

Cynthia went to Wendy's after work. She skipped lunch that day and was really hungry. It was snowing, and the line was long. She ordered a burger, fries, and a small pepsi. When she paid for her order, she drove away anxious to eat her meal. When Cynthia tasted the burger, she rolled her eyes and felt immediate dissapointment. She was so hungry, she ate the food anyway, knowing that she would have to wait in line to order more food, or complain. She thought, i wanted a happy meal, not a Crappy meal.

by matttildaaa January 24, 2011