Carpe Dame

Carpe Dame means to 'Seize the Girl"

Mark....Boy I sure think that gal with the brown hair and the big knockers is cute.
Tom....Ya she is a cutie.
Mark... I wanna ask her out ,but she's busy looking at the cucumbers.
Tom...Screw it...Be a Man and "Carpe Dame"
Mark...No shit...here I go!

by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

carp cunt

Any female who emits an extremely foul odor from the vaginal region.

Hey Carp Cunt, why don't you try washing that nasty thaang?!?!

by Floppytitz90 September 15, 2016

Carp fishing

Like cat fishing only the pics are real, but before the sex change.

Jeff-“totally got catfished by a tinder tranny this weekend “
Katlin-“You mean carp fished, the correct term is carp fishing Jeff”

by Deathroltroll666 December 30, 2018

Ice carp

The stripper / prostitute that visits ice shanties. Like a lot lizard, but for ice fisherman

I didn't catch any fish while ice fishing, but I did catch crabs from the ice carp.

by Hot tub lover February 10, 2022

carp starver

When a MILF is playing koi and using herself as dong bait just to get attention.

"So I was at the pool the other day and this total carp starver was waving at every dick that walked by."

by SimonClint October 30, 2018

carp out

When you take too much GHB you carp out.

"Don't carp out again you pussy!"

by bigjg August 28, 2008

Carpe DM

Seize the DM (Direct Messages)

"Riley, this chick keeps liking all my instagram pics and she is a smoke show. What's the move?"
"Carpe DM man. She wants it."

by Snaplatts December 9, 2017