candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.

Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.

by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023

candy cane

dick like a candy cane

dick like a candy cane

by mjmnjn December 27, 2022

Circumcised candy cane

A candy cane without its wrapper

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

by Cheeseitgang January 4, 2021

Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.

CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Candy Cane Cuck

Someone who loves Christmas a bit too much

She is such a Candy Cane Cuck, she has her Christmas decorations out in NOVEMBER.

by CinnaFox October 18, 2021

Candy cane

Yummy delicious peppermint candy , great for sucking on

Damn this candy cane is a great practice for my girlfriend

by urmomsidechick January 6, 2022

Candy cane kiss

A candy cane kiss is when a female is on her menstruating cycle and a man gets a mouthful of her blood and the women gets a mouthful of his cum then they makeout and mix it together

Friend 1: Bro I just had a candy cane kiss with my hoe
Friend 2: Ew u dirty nigger what the fuck

by naonmi November 12, 2023