I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed

by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022

I can’t see rn

When you were crying and your eyes are still hazy.

Hey, I heard they didn’t invite you, wanna blow up their house??

Nah, I can’t see rn.

by Kinda cool ngl February 4, 2023

Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night

We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle

by Spitshine McGee April 1, 2023

you can’t tell me what to do

si stop taking you can’t tell me what to do so shut up

shut up you can’t tell me what to do

by landry January 9, 2021

Why Can’t I Be You?

You're so gorgeous I'll do anything
I'll kiss you from your feet to where your head begins
You're so perfect you're so right as rain
You make me
Make me, make me, make me hungry again

Everything you do is irresistible
Everything you do is simply kissable
Why can't I be you?

I'll run around in circles 'til I run out of breath
I'll eat you all up
Or I'll just hug you to death
You're so wonderful
Too good to be true
You make me, make me, make me, make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply delicate
Everything you do is quite angelicate
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?

You turn my head when you turn around
You turn the whole world upside down
I'm smitten I'm bitten I'm hooked I'm cooked
I'm stuck like glue
You make me, make me, make me, make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply dreamy
Everything you do is quite delicious
So Why Can’t I Be You?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?

Why
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
You're simply elegant

by Death Menace June 1, 2023

Can’t

Word typically used by Jake Williams on a regular basis

Olly: gta?
Jake: can’t

by Uno the vibes June 7, 2022

I can’t, it’s Netflix

“I can’t, it’s Netflix” comes from Love Island USA (season 7 reunion) when cast member Huda was asked about her relationship status. Instead of answering, she replied “I can’t, it’s Netflix.” The phrase caught on as a way of playfully avoiding a question, usually about relationships or personal matters. It basically means “I can’t/don’t want to talk about it right now.”

A: “So, what’s really going on between you and your ex?”
B: “I can’t, it’s Netflix.”

by viviaauha August 28, 2025