Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.
by bushlight February 19, 2019
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Calculated L

A calculated L results in realizing in the moment or after the fact that you were headed into a losing situation but realized it before it had even happened or you realize it to make yourself feel better about the situation.
You saw your crush walking with her friends and you don’t really feel like talking to her but you really want to talk to her but don’t want to come off as annoying. But then you realize you’ll see her tomorrow so you consider that a Calculated L.
by IEMV May 14, 2025
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Calculator Gremlins

The gremlins inside the calculator that solve the math problems
Texas Instruments has recently captured and employed 100,000 more calculator gremlins to entrap in the latest model of the TI-84+CE
by Cheeseburger America Man May 07, 2023
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Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"
by FaultlessDark November 04, 2016
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Fancy Calculator

A calculator that you can spell things on, you can play flappy bird, and you can type out witch craft. All for over $200.
"Man, I like your Fancy Calculator"!
"Thanks bro"!
by gegcgecvxhdwvxivwhjdvx September 15, 2020
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Reverse calculator

Non-gendered sex position involving two people and when viewed upside down, both participants appear to be boobless.
by Myprivateradio September 09, 2022
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calculator quality

This picture is calculator quality but I am still feeling myself!
by jus10k June 14, 2016
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