Cabinet Fucker

When someone sticks their dick (Without a condom) in a cabinet and slams the cabinet door on your dick.

Hey step-sis, I'm gonna stick my dick in your cabinet because I'm a cabinet fucker and Lauren left me.

by Lauren's Ex November 12, 2019

Dissolve the cabinet

To take a dump after an enormously long waiting period, at which point the physical size of one's torso actually shrinks noticeably.

That protest was so long, and the food so rich, that I had to rush home and was forced to dissolve the cabinet.

by tetratrepidation February 19, 2011

Sinner's Cabinet

Prison or a place of confinement especially for lawbreakers. specifically : an institution (such as one under state jurisdiction) for confinement of persons convicted of serious crimes compare jail.

Dude got back from the sinner's cabinet

by MR. Bartholomeow February 1, 2025

Nutted on the cabinet

1830s way of saying you fucked up.

God fucking damn it Sharon you Nutted on the cabinet .

by NoNameFucker August 4, 2019

China Cabinet

Slang term for a woman’s pussy

She finally let me in the china cabinet..

by yourmomsfavorite<3 August 5, 2020

cabinet

cabinet. the name of someone kinda slow, but somehow very caring. cabinets can be very funny too.

“woah that guy is definitely a cabinet!” the man said and the cabinet ran in to a wall trying to get to his friends.

by RAINBOWCLOUDS127 November 19, 2023

Figured out your spice cabinet

When you've found all their sex buttons.

Baby, you know I've figured out your spice cabinet!

by Ronny 5 March 25, 2017