melon crate

a helmet usually associated with extreme sports such as snowboarding or downhill mountain biking

I saved myself a serious head injury today by having my melon crate done up tight.

by neil wilson December 5, 2007

Job Creationist

When there is a religious type belief, against all evidence, that cutting taxes on the super wealthy(i.e. job creators) is the best thing that can be done for a nation, even in times of high national deficit and the worst inequality gap in the country's history.

Coined by Wyatt Cenac of the Daily show

Just like creationists believe that an imaginary being in the sky created the world and it's people a few thousand years ago with the wave of a hand, as opposed to evolution with the copious evidence that comes with it, Job creationists believe that giving tax breaks to millionaires and conserving loopholes so they can rake in millions more, while starving the rest of the population, is the most righteous path to solvency.

by gregz0rz July 14, 2011

creationist

Someone who will tell you that religion is science and science is a religion.

Creationist: "The bible is true because it says so in the bible!"

by Erik Karhatsu May 23, 2006

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by typobeast September 13, 2023

creative reason

when you kick someone off or out of something, because you’re afraid you might have to get out of bed and actually do your job.

Krista: we are letting go of Arizona and April for creative reasons

by 911yeshello May 17, 2018

cheater bear

1) someone you love that is cheating on you.

2) a person you care about is being unfaithful and having a mental or physical relationship with someone else.

Owllen is a cheater bear. He is being unfaithful to his girlfriend by having affairs with girls online and much more.

by 123gle November 18, 2009

cheatedging

Its when your cheating but for a good cause.

"STOP CHEATING"

"im not cheating im cheatedging."

by Sicknasty_savage August 15, 2017