Cookie

A pastry that has very high levels of sugar and simple carbohydrates

Mother, I would be ever so grateful if you allowed me to consume a pastry with high levels of sugar and simple carbohydrates.

Son, what ever could you mean?

I WANT A COOKIE!!!!

by ItsJebs_YT October 22, 2019

Cookies

The Latin word for happiness.

Lol suck it Connor.

Connor could not find cookies because he did not eat enough cookies.

by kissmystrass April 23, 2018

Cookies

Cookies are baked treats made from water and grass and the sun and Jesus

That cookies is amazing

by CookieCrispGoAnimate December 3, 2017

Cookie

A name for any adult who is a parent, carer or guardian without an immediate biological connection to the offspring, regardless of age. It can also refer to step-parents and be used as a gender neutral name for parents.

The child lives with his Mum and Cookie.

by Gavinorstacey January 5, 2019

Cookie

A woman’s pussy

Dude: cookie
Me: pussy

by BionicNoob October 24, 2019

Cookie

When a person acts like they are doing something useful to others, but is doing the exact opposite.

Person 1: "Dude, Gabe acts like he's actually working on the Minecraft server, but I know damn well he isn't doing anything."
Person 1: "Gabe is such a Cookie."

by Riletta September 30, 2020

Cookie

Another word for a woman’s private parts mostly used by children or weirdos

Oh yeah have you seen Karen’s Cookie?
No but I don’t want to you horny cunt

by Ultimate Miu Iruma Simp xox January 15, 2021