BUMPYFACE

Kansas City, Missouri slang term for Seagrams Gin
given this name because of the texture of the bottle. Called "bumpy" or "face" for short

"Man, we got ripped off the BumpyFace last nite"

"Spank the bottle and lets bust open this Face man"

"I got brews, smokes, and some Face, lets get it crackin' man"

by Cushy1 aka shonda November 19, 2007

Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!

Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".

American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"

Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"

Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"

by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017

bumrider

(n.) A Bumrider is a synonym for gayboy.
A Bumrider is someone that rides bums.

Damian is a bumrider!

by RadiationBeta May 17, 2006

bumpy tunnel

A very badly infected vagina

Ahh that girl had mad bumpy tunnel

by stevenwaters October 2, 2007

bury the dog

To be so drunk, you can't remember what you did last night.

Lets go out and bury the dog tonight

by sillyjester December 20, 2014

bury the evidence

Swallow cum

I love a bitch I can nut in and dont have to worry about her getting pregnant. I bury the evidence in her mfkn throat!!

by Teek1247 September 13, 2018

burying myself

what you do when you have done something so bad it is worthy of being buried alive. Usually something embarrassing that makes you think death is an okay option.

"I can't believe I said that, I'm burying myself"

by madeleinethemerritt April 15, 2019