The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache
Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache
Partner 2: sure
Partner 2: sure
by James corporately September 7, 2022
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by Joe MAMA_DontASK October 19, 2020
Get the bulgarian yogurt whip mug.The man does a handstand and spreads his legs while two foreign girls spread his balls with their mouths.
by nigganaut September 24, 2019
Get the Bulgarian Ball-Split mug.When two male students from Bulgaria cut to the front of the lunch line and challenge each other to a sword fight (with their penises) right there right now whoever comes out on top at the end of the fight gets to be served lunch first this is very common practice in Bulgaria but it is slightly more shocking to see in other places.
The German Lunch Lady complained that Chadwick and brady where performing the Bulgarian lunch line and put a stop to it pretty quick
by Swazey1450 March 30, 2023
Get the The Bulgarian Lunch Line mug.A complicated two part wrestling move that begins with the victim being placed in a Bulgarian Headlock. Once accomplished the performer must firmly grasp the victims elastic waistline, release the headlock, and fall backwards to a seated position. If done correctly as the headlock is released the victim will attempt to quickly get back to his feet, and coinciding with the hard wedgie should effectively render their underwear over the top of their head.
That was the first time I'de ever seen a Bulgarian Nuclear Program performed on someone wearing a thong, she looked like she was in a lot of pain.
by THE ONE AND ONLY NUGE April 9, 2007
Get the Bulgarian Nuclear Program mug.(2 beds will be needed and spread atleas five feet apart, a hotel would be prefered) During sex have the woman go on the edge of one bed and spread her legs and create a target while the man goes onto the other bed and attempts to dive his penis into the girl. (some practice may be required,)
by the weinerman November 19, 2010
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by Anon471 February 21, 2022
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