Buddha Boobs

A type of gynecomastia.

Saggy, full, outward-pointing boobs with a fold of skin between them, stretched horizontally over the sternum above a high, protruding belly. They resemble the boobs found on mass-produced Chinese Buddha statues.

Dude's got Buddha boobs! He needs to put a shirt on!

by gladernie March 25, 2008

Mark of Buddha

The act of pulling out when having anal sex and using your penis to leave a shit mark in the middle of your partners forehead

wow did you see that chick? looks like Luke gave her the mark of Buddha.

by the 5518 bandit May 11, 2011

What The Buddha

WTF

(Ian jaywalks)
Henry: Ian that's not very Buddhist behavior.
Ian: Who cares? = =
Henry: What the Buddha

by Armentai October 21, 2010

buddha

Urban slang for marijuana. Also written as buddah.

He's selling buddha if he's got plenty of money. (lyric from Salt 'N Pepa's '93 song Heaven Or Hell)

by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005

polishing the buddha

to rub the round headed bald chap, achieving a good sahine in minutes. To flog the log, smack the salami

Judging by the crusty socks in his laundry basket, I think young Timothy has been polishing the buddha rather too much

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Buddha Head

slang for a person of Japanese descent.

That buddha head sure knows how to make some mean sushi.

by benkyodo May 24, 2009

Aqua Buddha

A water bong.

Rand Paul: silly chrisitan, stop bogarting my aqua buddha and pass that thing over

Silly christian: ok

by deltron0 October 20, 2010