bridge to nowhere

When a guy shaves the pubic hair on his testicals, but leaves the "happy trail"

Zach told me he shaved his balls so I told him I didn't believe him because he still had his happy trail. He pulled down his pants and I witnessed the bridge to nowhere!

by dontuseyourrealnameinthisbox September 18, 2010

Suspension Bridge Effect

The suspension bridge effect happens when a person crosses a suspension bridge and he sees someone of the opposite sex. his fear of falling down causes his heart to pound. He then mistakes that for the heart-pounding feeling felt when falling in love with the opposite sex.

In short, when the other party is in a state of fright and he see you, he will fall in love with you.

Psychologically it would work, but probably not in practice

Joyce: Scooter, I love you!

Scooter: Stop shaking the bridge

Joyce: be careful, your gonna fall. your gonna fall!
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Ramantha: You know, The "suspension bridge effect" really works! i tried it last time.

Hanna: Yeah! I've heard about that! Thats the way to go about confessing right?

Ramantha: Sure is! How do you think i got Moe to start going out with me?

by Yesnik Drappehs October 21, 2008

I'll burn that bridge when I get there

Having clear vision of a unavoidable and bad decision on the horizon and agreeing to wait for the catastrophe rather than rush it.

"When grandma finds out I'm living with a woman shes gonna know I'm a lesbian, but I'll burn that bridge when I get there"

by luckylittleme June 18, 2009

Bridgemas

Christmas is celebrated early in Cambridge University as the holidays start at the beginning of December. Hence Christmas is celebrated on the 25th Of November- Cam'bridgemas'.

e.g. 'Who have you got for Bridgemas secret santa?'

by VAVAVOOM November 19, 2013

Porn Binge

When a person does not view pornography for long periods of time and then follows it by viewing pornography for extensive periods of time all at once.

“I did not look at any porn for like 9 months and then went on a porn binge for 8 hours straight.”

by Archie Leach July 28, 2011

Build a bridge and get over it

It's a sarcastic, humorous, & somewhat bitchy thing to say, when somebody keeps complaining about an event that happened, or a situation, & they just need to get the hell over it.

Example one -
Girl one: *crying* My boyfriend John broke up with me yesterday!
Girl two: That's terrible, I'm so sorry!
(...7 months later...)
Girl one: *crying* I still can't believe John broke up with me...
Girl two: Oh for fucks sake, build a bridge and get over it.

Example two -
Boy one: UGHHHHH! I'M SO HUNGRY!!!!!!!!
Boy two: Dude, you've been complaining for 30 minutes about your hunger. Nobody cares! Build a bridge, and get over it.

by Sarcastic little bitch May 29, 2013

Bridgeport, CT

A city that's among the world leaders in abandoned buildings, shattered glass, boarded-up windows, wild dogs, and gas stations without pumps.

Stewie Griffin: This doesn't look like Santa's Workshop, it looks like Bridgeport, CT!

Brian Griffin: Oh boy, here come the letters!

by thegreatrock June 5, 2011