backyard wrestling

Backyard wrestling is stupid and dangerous and should not be done without proper training. Kids usually end up getting hurt because they practice stunts that can seriously hurt or even kill themselves.

Kid #1: Hey how did you break BOTH your legs?
Kid #2: Oh I was a stupid idiot who jumped off the roof of my garage to swantom bomb my little brother.
Kid #1: You're right! You ARE an idiot!

by wwe_edgecution August 15, 2004

Backyard Sandwich

A sandwhich consisting of multiple items in ones backyard.A sandwich made of bread,dead leaves,dog poop, tree branches,and grass.

When we found out Chris was drunk,we decided to make him a Backyard Sandwich for the fun of it.

by urban space cowboy February 19, 2011

backyard breeder

1. A person who breeds animals, usually horses, that have horrible conformation and shouldn't have been bred because they person can't afford a quality stud/broodmare.

2. Someone who has no business breeding animals because they can't afford to take care of them.

'Yeah, my horse is a fugly but I love him.'

'Where'd you get him?'

'Some backyard breeder. They were living in a junk yard and his dad was sooo fugly.'

by Brookehlynn February 7, 2008

Backyard spactard

A full-blown, several-sandwiches-short-of-a-picnic specialist whose mental retardation is so debilitatingly extreme that they are forced to live in the backyard. This living arrangement is usually necessitated by the high risk of poisoning through licking the toxic cleaning products off the windows, should said backyard spactard remain indoors.

Liverpool put in a good showing in the Champion's League Final the other night. If it hadn't been for Karius goalkeeping like a backyard spactard, they might have won the game. I knew he'd be shit the day he signed for the club using his favourite crayon..

by Anonymous submissions July 19, 2018

backyard barbecue

when a woman is on her hands and knees and you come up from behind and baste her meat with your sauce

when I saw Tammy washing the floor on all fours I suddenly had the urge for a backyard barbecue! Sizzlin' !!!!

by danno August 7, 2004

backyard handshake

While fucking a female in the cunt doggy style, reach into her ass and jerk yourself off.

A Backyard Handshake was the only option, I mean, she was a huge bitch....couldn't feel fuck all.

by Harizl March 21, 2008

Backyard BBQ

First, period sex to marinate the meat, then pull out and switch to anal for the grillin, then time to eat, a bloody poopy bj..mmm mmm mmm.

After the backyard BBQ, girl needed a breath mint.

by Eohippus May 11, 2017