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Breedable and submissive

Usually said as a compliment

Means you are : Hot and fertile
The new biology teacher is very breedable and submissive
by Bxaesspthon August 15, 2021
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Breed

When a male sexual partner fucks you until he cums in your ass without a condom, usually its a male on male activity but some straight couples do it
I had a hookup with this one guy last night and he breeded me so many times that it hurts to walk
by Justabulimicdude February 10, 2021
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breeder

Someone who reproduces at least once, and appears to have no concept of how to raise a child.
Breeders often have skewed reasoning (or no reasoning) behind their decision to give birth, such as:

"Why did I have kids? Well...that's just what you do, isn't it? You can't not have kids..."
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"I didn't want kids, but he/she said that if we didn't have any, he/she would leave me, so I had to really."
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"It sorts out all the problems in your relationship! No, really!"
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"My parents wanted grandchildren."
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"If you have kids, you get a free house and allowance from the tax-payers!"
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"The bible says so."

Breeders are easily spotted by the following:

- their determination to ignore the havoc wreaked by their snotty brat

- the tendancy to change nappies on restaurant tables and other inappropriate places

- their complete and utter outrage when someone asks them to prevent their child from misbehaving

- their cries of "he/she's just a chyyyuld" if you refuse to comply with their ickle precious's every whim

- their often unkept appearance, the stains of baby-food on their t-shirts, greasy skin because they didn't have time to shower between popping out to buy their fags and dropping their brat off at his dad's council flat.

This term is often associated with the childfree, though it is sometimes used by others. It is not used to describe those who do a decent job of raising their kids.
"On the bus the other day, this mother and her kid got on, and the kid tried to take my book. I told him it was mine and he had a massive tantrum. Even worse, his mum actually tried to persuade me to give him my book, because he was 'just a child'! God, what a breeder!"
by Sarchasm June 21, 2006
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breeder farm

by verty June 4, 2003
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Brewer's Droop

Also see beerdick. The condition that occurs when a gentleman over-indulges on alcoholic beverages and can no longer maintain an erection.

Probably has some historical basis, or something.
LOL, Carter was totally gonna bone Sharon in the ringpiece, at least until he got the Brewer's Droop. They both went home disappointed.
by BlockIsland January 30, 2009
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Breeders

People who feel that they must reproduce, that their purpose as humans would somehow be negated if they did not contribute to the overpopulation which will eventually kill us all.
Breeders do just that. They mate and churn out kid after kid.
by the birds and trees October 24, 2007
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breed the seed and need for speed

Another way to say smash-and-dash, but more complicated
All you gotta do is breed the seed and need for speed
by Mighty midget May 31, 2018
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