braindead

Literally, when somebody's brain has stopped functioning such that they will never regain conciousness, hence coloquially somebody who is idiotic, dumb or clueless beyond belief. Similar to "too stupid to live".

You dented my car, you braindead fuck!

by Linton July 11, 2003

Give me brain

Oral sex ;blowjob

Rebecca will you "give me brain?"

by Saggiebums May 26, 2015

Lauri brain

Being so bad and retarded at a videogame that our feeble human minds cannot comprehend it. Pretty much like having an hamster with a wheel instead of an brain.

"Jesus, the almighty christ, he just rushed in solo."
"Wow, what an Lauri brain!"

by OppaiSlayer June 1, 2021

man brain moment

when a man cant get his thoughts out of the gutter and verbally exercises his manhood toward a female with grunts and whistles or pelvic thrusts to mid air.. ,or just simply being an insensitive prick with man brain stupidity .For he may be excused by announcing (my apologies I'm having a Man Brain Moment) or in text ..(sorry luv im having an MBM..)

out on the town with the misses she accidentally drops the keys and bends over in front of you,you grab her but and start pretending pelvic thrusting with one arm in the air swayin..thats havin a man brain moment .or shes balling her eyes out and you say whats the footy score!! oops sorry luv MBM..

by helrazr June 25, 2021

Basten Brained

Someone who is the result of 16 generations of inbreeding therefor lacks any form of intelligence, self awareness and Behaves in hot-headed and impulsive way.
Usually also sociopathic.

That guy just hit his teacher because he didnt pass his test, He's Basten Brained

by xMonkeyMonk August 31, 2021

hanging brain

The act of pulling one's scrotum (testicles included) through the opening in one's pants or shorts, thus exposing the beauty of one's gonads for all to admire. Named for the remarkable resemblance of the display to a human brain, hanging in the breeze.

Dude was hanging brain at The Coney for almost an hour before he got busted by some chick drinking Yeungling.

by Jeff Houser November 5, 2003

Brain Fart

When you are attempting to remember something very obvious, someting that you know you should know. This feeling often leads to head banging and hair pulling.

bobby raised his hand to answer the teacher's question only to find that he had had a brain fart, and he was unable to answer 2+2.

by David Peterle December 12, 2006