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nitrous bougie

when you go through 500 whip-its a day because you huff nitrous in a social setting wasting most of the gas eventually creating a house filled with mostly nitrous oxide with very little oxygen left where all 8 roommates are on edge constantly because they're losing their grip on reality due to lack of oxygen and sleep and b12 deficiency
"Dude! You're supposed to hold the nitrous in your lungs as long as you can, breath it out, breath another breath of nitrous in and hold it, and repeat, not hold it for five seconds and blow it out! You're spending over $100 a day on whip-its! have you even tried the Wim Hof-Wook hybrid method where you take three deep, fast breaths, and on the 3rd inhale you take nitrous in and hold as long as you can, completely exhale and hold it out as long as you can, then inhale another hit of nitrous and hold it in, and repeat until you pass out, causing your body to release DMT somewhat naturally? Have you tried hyperventilating nitrous in a balloon? You're wasting your money, man!"

"Fuck you, I'm nitrous bougie. I have money and I can do what I want."
by Mike Guyver September 9, 2021
mugGet the nitrous bougiemug.

Bougie

You are a little Bougie and you give the girls looks
by Apyad February 24, 2022
mugGet the Bougiemug.

Bougie

People who act high class and healthy, only shopping at Whole Foods or PCC. Usually named Katherine, would rather order bottled water even if the tap water came from an ancient Himalayan spring. Far too removed from reality to realize there are times when an ice cold Coors Light or Icehouse is the perfect beer. Likely gluten-, soy-, lactose-, animal- free not out of necessity, but for chosen lifestyle of being a douche.
Oh my god, Katherine is SO bougie. After cracking open and offering her my last Natty Light she scoffed in my face and pulled a 6oz micro brew out of her purse. She couldn't open it of course and was forced to stare at me manspreading and shotgunning the Natty Light.
by Bojang Bugami June 23, 2021
mugGet the Bougiemug.

bougie

bougie .
by anonymous January 4, 2022
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bougie

Why is she acting bougie ?
by anonymous August 21, 2021
mugGet the bougiemug.

Woot and Bougie

The new thing like lit or Yeet or cool
Dude 1: Caroline is so Woot and Bougie
Dude 2: I know so is Kate

Dude 1: wow

Dude 2: I know right
Dudes: everyone is falling for them because they’re so woot and Bougie
by ccs@ July 15, 2019
mugGet the Woot and Bougiemug.

Bougie Sloozie

'Bougie Sloozie' is short for 'bourgeoisie sloozie' (short version is pronounced: "boo-gee slew-zee").

'Bourgeoisie' is used, typically in communist or socialist rhetoric, to refer to those who are better off, or the 'haves' (as opposed to the 'have-nots' -- i.e. 'the proletariat'). The bourgeoisie benefit from the capitalist economy, so they are heavily biased in favor of the prevailing system.

'Sloozie' is a combination of 'slut' and the old school 'floozie'.
A 'bougie sloozie' is someone who is a slut-floozie* for capitalism. This does not just mean sex for money or cultural capital, although that might apply. More often, such a person kisses major ass - indiscriminately - to climb socially in the class hierarchy.

*the difference is only in connotation and the fact that it's more fun to say. Floozie is not taken as seriously, and therefore cuts down slightly on the more negative connotations that can accompany 'slut' as used by the pigs who slut shame people who are just trying to be a little free.
"Chris Christie proved he is such a bougie sloozie by selling out for Trump."

"She's a total bougie sloozie. All she cares about is class status."
by @daveSaidNEVER June 14, 2016
mugGet the Bougie Slooziemug.

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