Pi Is All Booked

When teachers and students who want to borrow books on the number π from public or school libraries are told that they had all been lent out, probably because the borrowers needed them for their project or presentation on Pi Day.

When the prime minister asked his secretary to help borrow some math titles on pi for his wife, he’s told that “pi is all booked”—all titles are due after March 14.

by Fasters May 29, 2022

Boiled Dinner

Shitting in the bathtub while sharing a romantic soak with your girl.

Quick pull the drain. I just did a boiled dinner.

by 42kontrol March 4, 2009

booked out

Overwhelmed and exhausted by social media to the point of no participation. This includes providing no updates, comments, likes or tweets.

Person 1: Hey, what did you think about Rick's Facebook update? It was classic!

Person 2: I didn't see it.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: I haven't been on Facebook or Twitter in weeks, I'm totally booked out.

by Riconator September 7, 2010

booked

Sentenced to a jail term.

Chris: "Watch out, man. I killed a man one time. I'll fuck you up."
Ken: "Hahaha. No you didn't, bitch."
Chris: "No I didn't. But my friend did."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of a deadly weapon...that means a GAT!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of marijuana...that means WEED!!! That's drugs, man."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But one time in middle school he got in a fight, and he won. That means he KICKED SOMEONE'S ASS!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But I'll bust a cap in yo ass, fool!"
Ken: "No you won't."
Chris: "No, I probably won't."
Ken: "Hey guess what? You're white."
Chris: "WHAT!?!? NO!!!" (runs away crying)

by Nick D May 28, 2004

Tuesday Boozeday

A BBQ / Party that takes place on Dawson street in Philadelphia every time the Phillies play on a Tuesday.

Lets go to Lance's House, it's Tuesday Boozeday!

by TDBD May 4, 2010

tight as a boiled owl

(1)The state of being extremely drunk on alcoholic beverages.
(2)Sadly no longer used, Victorian term for being extremely drunk or hungover. Should be brought back into the lexicon.

Bro 1: How you feeling bro?
Bro 2: Tight as a boiled owl.
Bro 1: Bro, you’re intoxicated.

by Santos L Harper January 16, 2021

Booed Off Stage

Nickelback.

Dude, did you see that video where Nickelback got booed off stage?
Of course, who hasnt?

by lolnickelback May 25, 2010