by OZZIEP June 08, 2009
by Petey B October 25, 2004
DAMN! With all these girls in the pool, I'm getting the biggest Bon Jovi ever.
I'm getting a Bon Jovi just thinkin about that girl's angel ass.
I'm getting a Bon Jovi just thinkin about that girl's angel ass.
by Sean Manning June 06, 2007
A fictional town in the series True Blood, HBO, loosely based on the Sookie Stackhouse books. Located in the same state as New Orleans, Louisiana.
by davidswife&trubie February 10, 2011
The most sucking band ever to emerge on the rock scene.
They are good at making young girls wet their pants, though, singing about i'll-die-for-you-i-will-always-love-you kind of shit. They suck even harder when they try to sound like a real rock band.
They are good at making young girls wet their pants, though, singing about i'll-die-for-you-i-will-always-love-you kind of shit. They suck even harder when they try to sound like a real rock band.
by shakhan December 07, 2005
An individual with an alter-ego that lives in New Zealand, California. They will randomly ship you with any guy within 5 kilometres of your radius and proceed to irritate you with their existence. Although they may be an absolute annoyance, Kit-Bons are very supportive if you tell them the truth about your crushes. Kit-Bons also ship "Sonrise" which is a ship that never existed in the first place, however, because of their delusions they like to believe in such nonsense.
In addition, Australians are highly allergic to Kit-Bons, therefore, I suggest all Aussies that are reading this definition, to warn other fellow Aussies and avoid this Kit-Bon creature as much as you can.
In addition, Australians are highly allergic to Kit-Bons, therefore, I suggest all Aussies that are reading this definition, to warn other fellow Aussies and avoid this Kit-Bon creature as much as you can.
Girl 1: "OMG I just saw a Kit-Bon in the hallway!"
Girl 2: "Are you Australian?"
Girl 1: "No, thank goodness. Feels bad for those aussies."
Girl 2: "Wait but didn't you say your name was Cla-"
Girl 2: "Are you Australian?"
Girl 1: "No, thank goodness. Feels bad for those aussies."
Girl 2: "Wait but didn't you say your name was Cla-"
by Clorox_88 February 18, 2022
by Jerry speers October 11, 2019