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BMW

In German it stands for Bayerische Motoren Werke but also Bersten Mal Wieder or broken down again. In English the equivalent is Bavarian Motor Works and Bought Mainly by Wankers, but also Big-up My Willy, the slightly racist Black Man’s Wheels and Badly Made Wreck.
“That fuckwit Malcolm’s bought a Beamer! It’s got a manual shift and he’s only licensed for an automatic!”
Well what do you expect, BMW bought mainly by Wankers!
by AKACroatalin May 27, 2017
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BMW

"Dude, look at that airplane!"
"I know, it's huge like a BMW!"
by i like bmw June 3, 2009
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The ladies can't get enough of my BMW!!
by Dyno-Mike! March 27, 2009
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BMW: 'Born Moderately Wealthy'
'Brings Me Women'
'Broke My Wallet'
'Beautiful Mechanical Wonder'
'Best Motorcycle Worldwide'
'Bring Money With you'
'Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels'
'Big Money'
'Business Money and Women'

One Fine Vehicle but like most others I cannot afford to buy one.
Here comes Tom again, showing off in the BMW
by BMWs September 14, 2006
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DAMN look at that bmw, I wanna take her for a spin.

Damn Mike has a BMW, when he took of his shirt i was like dayymmnnn.
by Sarah Lynette April 4, 2010
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Beautifully Made Wheels:

Great car. None can come close to the engineering perfection, power and performance of a BMW. Not only does this vehicle have exceptional quality but the dealership and BMW Corporation as a whole treat their customers like GOLD. You wouldnt even believe the extras and perks you get with this car. They go above and beyond for their customers. Ive owned regular vehicles and luxury and all I can say is there is a huge difference. To the guy who says BMW treats their customers like crap, obviously you've never had the privelege of owning one these vehicles and are suffering from BMW envy. Dont worry ,maybe one day when you youll be to afford one to, but i doubt it. In the meantime maybe you should keep posting fradulent definitions for a car you have never driven and probably will never be able to afford.
This car is a sure thing. If you have the cash, buy it..it sure is worth it.
BMW...Goes beyond customers expectations. Trust me, I actually own one- unlike these clowns.
by Proud BMW Owner November 23, 2006
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Break My Windows -
Cos people without BMW's smash them up out of pure jealousy.
Hey theres a BMW!
Lets go smash it up cos we can't afford one.
by Murray Lewis November 22, 2003
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