Blackpool Bling

Generally defined as awful and tacky costume jewellery that pikeys and chavs consider to be like wearing a Cartier necklace. In most cases the cheap quality Argos jewellery is studded with huge fake stones presumably to try and distract the unfortunate onlooker away from the hideously disturbing vision that is wearing it.

Usual examples include ragdolls and clowns (with fully poseable joints) and have evolved to include pendants showing schoolgirls pushing pushchairs (presuambly to appeal to the mainstream audience of said jewellery)

by LuC.K8 November 14, 2004

automo-bling

1. Things that a person adds to his car to make it stand out (usually shiny). From wheels to subs to spoilers.

2. A fancy car itself. Bentleys, Rolls Royces, Lambos etc.

1. “Look at all of the automo-bling on Johnny’s car. Like $4000 rims make a Kia nice.”

2. “Did you see Fiddy’s new automo-bling? He got the new 2010 Rolls before it even hit the production line!”

by Trent Schoneweis February 22, 2008

blingalade

Any nice SUV with appropriate bling. Blingalade is derived from Escalade (which comes factory with a little bling). Qualifying bling may include but is not limited to 20" rims (DUBS), excessive amounts of chrome or gold, and custom paint.

Fo' Boo got shot, he B flossin' in dat blingalade er' weekend.

by Parad0x November 9, 2003

Blingbag

A bag used to safely store away bling. Many pimps don't tell anyone, but they keep their Blingbag under their pillow. Also, it can be used in public to prove you're not poor, you just don't have your bling on.

At the end of the day, before the pimp goes to sleep, he takes off all his bling and stuffs it in his blingbag.

"Dat pimp didn't believe me was a for real pimp, so I reached in my pocket and pull out me blingbag, dat homie backed off right quick."

by TizzMizzle March 16, 2007

bling satchel

A cute/trendy bag or purse. Usually used in conversation from one girl to another.

OMG, Holl, love the new bling satchel!

Hold on, gotta grab the bling satchel!

by LauraCMU February 4, 2008

Blingford

A slang name used to generically describe the suburbs to the east of London, including Essex. The suffix "-ford" denotes that such towns tend to be situated on a river, often the Thames. Such suburbs including Ilford, Stratford, Romford, etc. can therefore be referred to generally without causing direct offense to their residents. The prefix "Bling" refers to the tendency of some of these residents to wear flashy, or gaudy jewellery, possibly implying that they are chavs.

Example 1:

Sociologist: As we can see from this picture, these two people are chavs, sitting in a McDonald's restaurant in Blingford. They are denoted by their tracksuits, gaudy jewellery and next tattoos.

Example 2:

"That's coz you's a tasteless, chavvy, Blingford mutherfucker, innit! Aight?"

by The Gonzo Lecture March 7, 2010

Blyxing

Blyxing is a self-harm "technique" in which the self-harmer pushes a sharp object (such as scissors, a knife, etc.) into their bellybutton. This usually induces a great pain in the user. While mostly unknown, some self-harmers prefer blyxing over cutting because no visible marks are left behind (though some are probably left inside the bellybutton) so a self-harmer could blyx unnoticed for an extremely long period of time.

Ryan: I heard you found out your girlfriend was blyxing, dude.

Matt: Yeah I walked in on her pushing a pair of scissors into her bellybutton, it almost made me cry.

by sec/ond January 27, 2012