Blubber pack

Opposite of six packs—a person with rolls of fat instead of muscular abs.

This can apply to females or males.

"Ayoo Rick Ross has a blubber pack."

by ShondraIsDaBomb July 19, 2009

bumber

a lover of boobs, boobies.

hi, i'm nick jonas and i am a bumber.

by imacreeper. February 12, 2010

blueberry fart

a fart blown by a half Asian, half Mexican roommate after he's eaten a container of blueberries

"Dude, why is there all this blue stuff on the wall?" "My roommate blew a blueberry fart."

"What's that sweet, multi-ethnic odor I'm detecting?" "My Mexicasian roommate just blew a blueberry fart."

by Section Quattro March 22, 2009

blubber guts

an overly overweight slob whose belly jiggles when they do anything

ole' blubber guts walked by and everything was a shaking

by irontiger September 14, 2009

blueberry snow cone

When you take a shit in a port-a-john and the blue water splashes back on your balls and ass.

My ass and balls look like I sat in a blueberry snow cone.

by Dr. Duker September 15, 2009

blubber blasting

When you are fucking a fat chick preferably substituting the vagina with other parts of the body such as double/triple/quadruple chin, backfat, belly rolls, armpit flub, tricep jiggle, and back of knee danglejiggle. Tittyfucking works as well but it must be under the titty and not between them, otherwise that's just tittyfucking plain and simple.

Joey : Dude last night I walked in on you with some whale what the fuck was that? Did you pound her out?

Spencer : Yeah but I couldn't find her vaj so I just started blubber blasting the shit out that whale. Pits to chinny, then I just started fucking the rolls all over that beast, it was interesting to say the least.

Joey: (vomit) ..... I guess you were warm?.... (vomit)

by poonjammerslammer October 26, 2011

Russian Blueberry

When a person punches you so hard that the bruise is a blue-deep indigo colour. It should also last for more than one week to qualify as a Russian Blueberry. If it lasts for more than 2 weeks, it is known as a "ripe one". If it becomes infected it is known as a "bad pick". The victim of the Russian Blueberry is known as a "Tsar". Having a Russian Blueberry is stigmatized in several cliches while others may see of it as a sign of Badass-ery.

Dude wanna go the gym?
Not right now, I got a Russian Blueberry on the foot.

by Rolandisnotme September 6, 2013