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Blue balls

I experienced a case of blue balls when I was 14. At the time I thought I was so horny that my testes were telling me "Come on man, grab her and lay it down on her HARD!" However, it was easy to make me horny, and I wasn't all that outgoing, so I ended up feeling the hate of my unaccounted horniness.

This first happened when I was with my girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend) in school. I was turned on easily by her, even though she never did anything sexual, except for a few jokes here and there. However, a simple touch of the hand, or a poke to the side, made my soldier stand in full salute. And since I hadn't figured out what the difference between cum and precum were yet, I sat there in my chair during class, testes hurting like hell, and just waited for it to feel better. Which I came into a urinal later thankfully.
Timothy had blue balls after his girlfriend didn't finish.
by Fallen Emperor December 19, 2019
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When you want to cum but can't and end up not being able to fuck some one untill lord knows how long
Man i got blue balls
by The one and only 122 November 3, 2017
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Blue Ball

When your girl gets you all worked up but doesnt fisish you off. Makes your balls hurt untill you make yourself (or pay a ho) cream.
Me and my girl were hard at it last night till that bitch blue balled me. But i needed a bicep workout anyway.
by Just another horny teenager March 11, 2009
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After a girl dick teases you and you dont come, thats where blue balls come in
My name is Jordan Trochimchuk and i have blue balls!
by bradman686 February 9, 2010
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Blue Balls

When you want some pussy but cant get any.
This story is giving me Blue Balls
by TheDrunkenFROG January 18, 2017
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Blue Balls

Another word for your testicles being cold.
When I jumped in the frigid cold ocean. My testicles became blue balls.
by Mr. Survivor February 26, 2020
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When Bluke gets a nom point and doesn't have the balls to nom anyone, he sits on it until the pain becomes to much and he busts his nut randomly
Wow blukes got another nom? Blue Balls is back on the menu
by Notgettingnommedthisweek March 5, 2018
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