blowjob 

when a female homo sapien takes hold of a male homo sapien's meaty foogular appendage and begins to blow softs burts of air onto it for the male's sexual satisfaction.

"YO AMIAH GAVE ME THE DANKEST BLOWJOB! SHE HAD BOTH MY PENI (plural for penis) WINDED AS HECKER!"

blowjob by holyMacaroni.Dick May 13, 2018

Blowjob 

A sentimental act in which a female places her mouth around a large metal rod made by another male as a process of mating in order to show the male that the female is committed

Woman #1: I gave a tasty blowjob to Jim’s huge, long metal rod the other day

Woman #2: that’s pretty cool but Steven’s rod was much longer

Blowjob by Wordporn November 10, 2018

blowjob 

something i love to give and my boyfriend loves getting. its when someone preferably a chick (like me) sucks on a guy's cock until he reaches orgasm. its rather fun to give. although some people think its gross. (no its not)!!!

me: "hey lets go behind gym and i'll give you a blowjob"

guy: "ok!!!!!!!!!!!!"

me: "alright lets go"

blowjob by i'm 12 and hella horny November 1, 2007

blowjob 

when a female sucks on a males penis, could also be mistaken by actually blowing on the head of the penis.
males may find this extremely embarrassing for the female.
it may be known as a blow job, but they do not mean that.

her blowjob was much better than Georgina, she blew on it.

blowjob by hey hey hussey April 11, 2008

blowjob 

a blowjob is a code word for fucking cocksucking its the bollocks of a word and a weird and shit name to call it

fuck's sake man see on christmas do you bastard give or recieve
i do both it is the same crap every year
oh really what the fuck is that
a blowjob
hey you knobhead that was my idea
do you want me to give you one at school i was called the head master
ok

blowjob by Jackroll April 21, 2006

Blowjob 

The only source of a man's happiness, post marriage.

Wife: Blowjob?

Husband: My answer goes without saying.

Blowjob by BabaBhandi420 March 30, 2015

blowjob 

is something women do for men to enhance the sexual nature or their relationship/one night stand or marriage.
all good women will do this for any man they desire to enhance their sexual activites as it makes the man more open and willing to return anything she may require of him.

a good blowjob is where the woman takes the mans shaft and wraps her lips around it. going up and down on the shaft using her tongue aswell for extra sensation which will pleasure the man greatly.
the further in the penis goes into the womans mouth the more sexual pleasure he gets. using one of your hands to rub up and down whilst your sucking/blowing him will also enhance the pleasure for both of you.

so taking the whole penis into the mouth (or as far as you can) whilst repeated movement of going up and down and rubbing him will exite him so much that he will begin to orgasm as his load shoots into your mouth, swallow immediatly or swish it around your mouth like you do with mouthwash to more comfort he shoots alot

jackie: goes down on phill and begins giving him a blowjob
phil: go deeper
jackie: goes down his shaft moving him
phil: im nearly there
jackie: takes phills load in her mouth and smiles swallowing it knowing shes pleasured him

blowjob by birchy February 28, 2008