Bobby shmurda

Hot nigga who been selling crack since the fifth he didn't really give a fuck about how much he made, john john told him how to pack and how to maintain, but he gets the money and spends it on the same thang, shawty love the way that he ballout, he been getting money till he fall out, if you talking cash dawg he goes all out,OH YEAH and if you aint a hoe get out of his traphooouse! follow me on ig @rebid

Bobby Shmurda hit that shmoney.

by flashzey August 26, 2014

Pointless Bobby

Pointless Bobby is somewhat of a game derived from the idea of 'pointless bullshit', 'bobby bullshit' or 'pointless bobby bullshit', hence the abbreviated name. The idea of the game is to tell someone a total lie for absolutely no reason at all except the fact that one has participated in Pointless Bobby, or as it's sometimes known, 'pointless bobbying' someone.
The lies made inside the game can be absolutely anything and again, for no real reason what so ever (which is the idea). Some examples may include telling people a false career of yours, such as a milkman.

There are no real winnings or rewards that come with the game except the comical effect it has when you tell your friends (who are also involved in the the game) who you have 'pointless bobbied' (plural) and the lies you chose to tell.

Person A: 'What? That gormless Ayo kid told me he was a milkman, I saw him working in Somerfield yesterday!'

Person B: 'Yea, he's not a milkman. He's also not a Priest, he doesn't live in Basingstoke and most importantly he doesn't own a golden toilet.'

Person A: 'What the hell? Why would he lie about that?'

Person B: 'Pointless Bobby, clearly!'

by ClearDoodan April 30, 2010

Bobby Brown Jaw

Happens when too much drug use (especially crack, coke, or heroin) effects your facial features, causing your jaw to open loosely and sway back and forth (like it's broken). The result of potent drug use.

"Eye of the law, aspire for more
The kilos came, we gave you Bobby Brown jaw"- Pusha T (So Appalled)

by The Duh-Duh Man October 14, 2010

Bobby Jack

A type of clothing brand with a conceited monkey on it.

Samantha: OMG! I got a new jacket from Bobby Jack!!
Lauren: Does it have that butt scratching ape on it?
Samantha: Yeah!!

by Junk in the Trunk August 1, 2007

The Bobby Dazzler

The beautiful dazzling goal that Bobby firmino scored against arsenal in the 5-1 romp at anfield. Carving through their shite defense like a hot knife through butter

Oh wow what a goal that is from Firmino, its certainly now called The Bobby Dazzler

by gablord May 19, 2019

bobby orange

bobby orange - B.O. when a person hasn't had a wash and has either exercised or is jus lazy and smells of B.O. and you can secretly inform someone if a person has B.O. by sayin bobby orange instead of B.O

Go an get a wash mate you stink of bobby orange!

by Loz Williams January 5, 2009

Free Bobby Shmurda

After famous musician Bobby Shmurda got arrested, a movement called "Free Bobby Shmurda" arose, in hopes of getting famous musician Bobby Shmurda out of prison. However, it's real intension was just to be a "funny meme". An ASCII Garfield with the text "Free Bobby Shmurda" started to gain popularity:
┈┈┈┈ ▔╲▂▂ ▔╲┈┈┈┈

┈┈┈▕╮ ▔╲ ▔╲╭▏┈┈┈
┈┈┈ ╋▏┊▕┊┊▕╋╲┈┈┈
┈┈▕╋▕━▅━━▅━▏╋▏┈┈
┈┈▕ ▔╲▔╭╮▔ ▔╲▏┈┈
┈┈▕┊┳┊▔╰╯▔┊┳┊▏┈┈
┈┈┈╲╰━━╯╰━━╯ ┈┈┈
┈┈┈ ▔╭┈┈┈┈╮▔╲┈┈┈
┈┈ ▕┊┊free ┈┊┊▏╲┈┈
┈┈╲ ┊┊bobby ┈┊┊╲ ┈┈
┈┈┈▏╋ shmurda ╋▕┈┈┈
┈┈┈╲╋╰┈┈┈┈╯╋ ┈┈┈

▔╲┈╲╋╭▂▂╮╋ ┈┈┈┈
▏╋▕▂ ▏┊▏▕┊▕┈┈┈┈┈
╲▂▂▂ ▏┊▏▕┊▕┈┈┈┈┈
┈┈ ▔▔┈╯╲ ╰┈▔▔╲┈┈
┈┈╲▂▂▂▂ ╲▂▂▂▂ ┈┈

User #1: Are you going to do the Free Bobby Shmurda school walkout?
User #2: No, that meme died a while ago.

by car dealership March 4, 2019