Gender Blender

The machine in the hospital where the doctors chuck all the bits of cock and clit that sex changers don’t want anymore

Nurse,where is the gender blender?

It’s round behind the dumpster

by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

Blinger

uncooked cocaine mixed with water and baking soda then smoked on tin foil.

Yo bro tryna smoke a blinger?

Fuck crack i smoke blingers.

by Blinger300 December 18, 2014

Blinge

A definition of Minge(bag)
(meaning meen / tight fisted)

Alright Serge, you blinge bag!
(Sergio Blinge & the Tijuana blingers!)
(origin: Liverpool)

by Eras March 7, 2009

blingerimpin

Blingin so hard that you pimp inadvertanly at the same time without even knowin it.

"Yo Jerome was blingerimpin so fresh last night, mad shorties be comin at him"

by D.$ December 28, 2005

Blendergeist

An apparition that causes harmless electronic items to turn themselves on at inopportune moments.

My blender came on at 2am last night for no reason. It must have been a blendergeist.

by Kungfu Zombie January 9, 2006

Cock blender

Shaking penis uncontrollably causing ones inside to fall out and look as if they had been inside a blender

I had to be rushed to the hospital because I got a cock blender and almost died!!

by Lilpapiguapo January 5, 2017

benger

A term meaning abject failure regardless of the effort applied coupled with a loud whining noise

Always doomed to lose, fail, drop short but make more noise than a flock of geese going through the engine of a jet fighter

1) Doing a benger - trying and failing in a task and bleating on about it or making out you succeeded when in fact you failed
2) You benger - You bedwetter (see bedwetter)
3) bengerised - listening to a long whining reason for failing
4) You've been bengered - cornered my a whining person in a pub.

by Marillionfan June 28, 2011