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Blenderbus

A blenderbus is an imaginary place were things that are utter crap, ie small breasts, are metaphorically put. It is usually used as a sudden exclaimation when annoyed by something.
My little cock in a blenderbus!
by Cyclopian June 11, 2008
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Serbian Flesh Blender

The Serbian Flesh Blender is renowned as the dirtiest move in the book worldwide, the sheer mention of the name is enough to curdle your brains. It incorporates the actions of stuffing your testicles and cock into either hole and spasming about randomly causing a stimulation unknown to mankind.
"Yo Beatrice, you wanna try out the old Serbian Flesh Blender"
"Oh fuck I am having a gout break, but sure"
by StinkyBoy556 March 18, 2019
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breeder

Someone who reproduces at least once, and appears to have no concept of how to raise a child.
Breeders often have skewed reasoning (or no reasoning) behind their decision to give birth, such as:

"Why did I have kids? Well...that's just what you do, isn't it? You can't not have kids..."
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"I didn't want kids, but he/she said that if we didn't have any, he/she would leave me, so I had to really."
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"It sorts out all the problems in your relationship! No, really!"
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"My parents wanted grandchildren."
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"If you have kids, you get a free house and allowance from the tax-payers!"
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"The bible says so."

Breeders are easily spotted by the following:

- their determination to ignore the havoc wreaked by their snotty brat

- the tendancy to change nappies on restaurant tables and other inappropriate places

- their complete and utter outrage when someone asks them to prevent their child from misbehaving

- their cries of "he/she's just a chyyyuld" if you refuse to comply with their ickle precious's every whim

- their often unkept appearance, the stains of baby-food on their t-shirts, greasy skin because they didn't have time to shower between popping out to buy their fags and dropping their brat off at his dad's council flat.

This term is often associated with the childfree, though it is sometimes used by others. It is not used to describe those who do a decent job of raising their kids.
"On the bus the other day, this mother and her kid got on, and the kid tried to take my book. I told him it was mine and he had a massive tantrum. Even worse, his mum actually tried to persuade me to give him my book, because he was 'just a child'! God, what a breeder!"
by Sarchasm June 21, 2006
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breeder farm

by verty June 4, 2003
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Breeders

People who feel that they must reproduce, that their purpose as humans would somehow be negated if they did not contribute to the overpopulation which will eventually kill us all.
Breeders do just that. They mate and churn out kid after kid.
by the birds and trees October 24, 2007
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Gender Blender

(n) A social gathering of hermaphrodites.
James was dumbfounded and more than a little bit confused when he discovered that the party he was attending was a gender blender; every dude and every chick in the place looked like Rosie O'donnell.
by URallabunchofidiots July 6, 2018
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Blender Whore

A blender that has been cut up and beaten severely after many years of blender sex.
by roflkangaroo July 5, 2009
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