Blackberry Jam

When you shove blackberries up another persons ass and suck them out.

I met Rob last night and enjoyed some blackberry jam right from the source.

by Beerylicious February 19, 2022

Blackberry: The First Juvenile ž Release ź ż

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianaacl abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blackberry: The First Juvenile ž Release ź ż

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

suicide blackberry

A note written by a person about to attempt to commit suicide and sent to a select few people via their blackberries. First mentioned on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Oh, no, I just got a suicide blackberry from Tim.

by BrianMcGee4 November 16, 2007

Wasilla Blackberry

Notes written in the palm of your hand, used to remember what it is you're supposed to say

Sarah Palin referred to her Wasilla Blackberry during her interview at the Tea Party Convention.

by tired of her shit February 10, 2010

Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation

This Legal domicile is occupied and ruled by the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant & Dead white slave owner known as The Holy Okie Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Spirit the honorable "Lord Bud" The only known Blackberry picking slave to his spirit is his firstfruit the only begotten son Christ Bob who is paid $2 per day for picking one single gallon of berries. Fines for trespass onto this plantation are collected in Blackberry futures. "Lord Bud" is the originator of the "McKinny Penny" he touts that his penny is worth your twenty when giving change for the payment of trespass fines.

George Washington: Hey Thomas have you toured the state of Oklahoma?

Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.

Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.

by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022

welfare blackberry

One who possesses no job or other means of income but still has an expensive mobile phone plan. Inevitably this phone plan is funded by welfare benefits.

"Shoot man, your cousin's smart phone is phat! How can she afford that with all those mouths to feed?"

"She uses her government check for that--it's her welfare blackberry."

by dn41360 July 8, 2009

boston blackberry

when recieving oral sex a man positions himself to slams a partners head down so hard on his dick his nuts slap them in the face giving them black eyes.

i gave that bitch a boston blackberry.

by tylor kilgore January 3, 2008