Black Hole of Stupidity

George W. Bush.

George W. Bush alienating our closest allies in the War on Everyone That Doesn't Agree With The U.S.

George W. Bush signing the Patriot Act 2 into law quite stealthily while the U.S. celebrated the capture of Saddam to minimize opposition.

by Concerned Citizen December 28, 2003

Black-Hole Blumpkin

The act of receiving head while taking a masssive dump, but when you get ready to cum, you tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. Then you do a 180 and shit in her mouth.

As Stephanie thought she was giving Jacob a regular Blumpkin, he told her to close her eyes and he gave her a Black-Hole Blumpkin.

by Black-Hole Sun May 17, 2011

Fortnite black hole

something that’s been on the screen for the past 24 hours.

Guy1: have you seen the fortnite black hole on fortnite?

Guy2: yes, typical gamer had like 500,000 viewers it was crazy

by Person2271919 October 14, 2019

Cognitive Black Hole

Whenever someone takes a dogmatic position that only leads into a confined recursive feedback loop of confirmation bias, thus further reinforcing that given belief and making it impossible to escape.

Kanye West - "Jewish people control the media and the entertainment industry."
*gets cancelled for antisemitic remarks*
Kanye West - "See!?..."
dude - "damn, Kanye fell into a cognitive black hole."

by cutza November 3, 2022

black hole of need

black hole of need - A person who's unrelenting need for attention sucks in all of the surrounding energy

Madonna is a black hole of need, no matter how much attention she gets, it will never be enough

by XAXCT April 9, 2010

black hole of calcutta

A very loose vagina. very dark and scary

I say Betty last night, gosh she's whore...I got lost in her black hole of calcutta.

by fatwalrus October 5, 2006

Black Hole Video

Link to a video that is no longer available or not able to be accessed for any number of reasons. (Wrong URL, removed by provider, copyright infringement,etc.)

Ironically, the example can't contain links...so when I tried to submit this to Urban Dictionary it brought me back to the submit page with "Example can't contain links" in bold orange text. I would call this a Black Hole Submission Page if I were to try to keep uploading an example of a Black Hole Video.......

by Hank Plow May 22, 2012