Biscuit

An insult that consists of every insult on earth. Such as asshole, bitch, cunt..., etc

Someone: I took your last pop-tart
Me: You’re a fucking biscuit

by Everyoneisabiscuit October 13, 2019

Biscuit?

When you want to be sarcastic with another person about something good that has happened to them, or is going to happen.

Hey, guess what? I got the job!!!

Then you say:

Do you want a biscuit?

by Diaddy January 5, 2008

Biscuit

soft and fluffy person. Also a prision term for a bitch.

Shut up biscuit

by Biscuit April 1, 2004

Biscuit

A dry, boring, lame, unappealing female. Not a bitch but adds nothing (and sometimes detracts) from the situation.

- oh man shes a biscuit

- who brought the biscuit?

by mattinc76 October 21, 2011

Biscuit

Endemic to the Bay Area, a male exhibiting the qualities and features of a biscuit: white and flakey. While often charming, they have trouble keeping appointments or making decisions. They are often artistically or creatively inclined. Also see: bisquette.

He is such a biscuit he told me he'd call me in twenty minutes and then forgot and texted me two hours later.

by sickofbiscuits June 21, 2009

the biscuit

it means to commit suicide, just like in the song watcha say remix feat. loon

if you got a girl pregnant and you contracted an STD form her, then the only way out of your situation is "the biscuit"

by Da 423 Swag~Surfer January 25, 2010

Biscuit

Highest praise a teacher can receive

That biscuit kicked some cunts ass for showing no respect.

by Eagle636 March 24, 2019