bongo'd

Of Bristish origin, possibly from the southwest. The drunkest you can ever be. Ever.

Fucking hell boys, I'm bongo'd!

by St. Ives 04 October 28, 2004

Bongolese

A fictional tribe invented by Richard Dawkins in his book "The God Delusion" to make fun of cultural relativism.

"If I am accused of murder, and prosecuting counsel sternly asks me whether it is true that I was in Chicago on the night of the crime, I cannot get away with a philosophical evasion: 'It depends what you mean by "true".' Nor with an anthropological, relativist plea: 'It is only in your Western scientific sense of "in" that I was in Chicago. The Bongolese have a completely different concept of "in", according to which you are only truly "in" a place if you are an anointed elder entitled to take snuff from the dried scrotum of a goat.'" (Dawkins, R. 2006 "The God Delusion", Bantam Press).

by Jim Alabim November 22, 2011

Rusty Lawnmower Bongo Drum

When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.

How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.

by Shmizdow May 9, 2011

Chorus like Mama Joe's bongos

A really long, rippling fart, which sounds like the sound effect on Scooby Doo when they run on the spot madly after seeing a ghost.

And next on Classical Musician of the Year, John Cage will play Chorus like Mama Joe's Bongos, on the rusty sherriff's badge.

by Oni-91 November 13, 2007

Bongos

The act of repeatingly hitting a broken computer or other electronic device that occasionally restores functionality for unknown reasons.

Person 1: my xbox got the red ring of death!
Person 2: try bongos! That always works!

by BigJ25! July 2, 2009

Bhangover

When you had such a Bhanga of a night that you miss half of the next morning.

"I have a bad "Bhangover" and missed my electoral nomination".

by Bhanga May 6, 2017

bongohongolokoogers

(bongo-hong-olo-koogers) {noun} a woman's breasts/boob. usually very very large.

'nah her bonghongolokoogers are too big to pull the gender swap again'
'dude did you see that girl's bongohongolokoogers'

by therealsiyanda January 5, 2020