Insincere platitude. The phrase your boss or friends use when they know you're either hungover or faking illness to get out of work/class/etc. Also used by the same individuals when they're pissed off that you really *are* sick and your absence is inconvenient.
"Hey Sharon, I've got a massive case of explosive diarrhea. I probably shouldn't cook burgers today."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."
by jonah7_2020 April 24, 2019
Get the feel bettermug. 
taylor swift’s best song. siamese29 (swifttoker) is often recognized as better man’s biggest stan, therefore, giving her ownership of the song along with taylor. I HOLD ONTO THIS PRIDE BECAUSE THESE DAYS IT’S ALL I HAVE, AND I GAVE TO YOU MY BEST AND WE BOTH KNOW YOU CAN’T SAY THAT.
by amessofadreamer September 26, 2021
Get the better manmug. The complete opposite of "really better"!!!
When somebody does a job for you and it sucks and is far from what u asked for,or what it should be....
When somebody does a job for you and it sucks and is far from what u asked for,or what it should be....
Her: I need to get my car painted its lookin rough
Friend: I know a guy that can hook you up he won't give you a billy better job either!it will be the best you ever seen!
Friend: I know a guy that can hook you up he won't give you a billy better job either!it will be the best you ever seen!
by Shore's November 2, 2021
Get the billy bettermug. (N) Better Butter (bettah buttah). The term used to describe natural pleasurable or pleasing orifice juice utilized for lubrication during sexual acts.
(Adj) Better Butter-ish. The term to describe an act was quality & approved grade a Better Better.
(Adj) Better Butter-ish. The term to describe an act was quality & approved grade a Better Better.
Sentence: Oh I know that couple must stay together because of their obvious use of better butter. I want me some that Bettah Buttahhhh!!
by The Stuffer, of Chefs December 3, 2021
Get the Better Buttermug. The friday after Good Friday, where you can actually do all the things you gave up for Lent, that you wish you could have done on Good Friday, but had to wait to do on Better Friday.
by da ho April 2, 2010
Get the Better Fridaymug. Ziggy Berman, Carl Grimes, Glenn Rhee, Maggie Rhee,Cindy Berman, Sarah fier and literally other fear street and walking dead character that didn’t do anything wrong
by Ziggysteaparty.c March 6, 2022
Get the Deserved bettermug.