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Bestie

A person who no matter what is the best thing that ever happened to you. Someone who you know will never turn their back on you. The most amazing person in the world! Has an understanding of your twisted humor, but knows when to be funny and when to be compassionate. All in all, if you found this friend hold on tight!
Jaqui and Mike are the ultimate besties!
by best-ie May 20, 2012
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Slinging Berries

Selling Acai Berries and Raspberry Ketone Diet pills online via fake news articles.
Billy: You guys still slinging berries while i'm trying to grow a real windows selling business here.
by drozberry September 24, 2013
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Man Berries

Slang for the male testicles.

see also, "Bait and Tackle"
...so I kicked him in the MAN BERRIES
by Cat April 14, 2005
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Bernie Madoff

When a person is recieves a longer that life jail sentence.
Frank was found guilty for commiting double homocide of the first degree. The judge decided to give him a Bernie Madoff.
by Angry Rhino July 6, 2009
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Bertis

Usually one cool motha-fucka. He is usually a dark eyed, dark haired, tanned skinned, muscular man. They are usually really sweet and chill guys but, they can kick ass when its needed and they hardly lose. A Bertis can drive the sexiest girls wild, and shows them a good time. He is very flirtatious but once in a relationship, that girl is the only one for him. If you get one, keep em.
Look at that Bertis
Bertis is just a great guy and a good friend
by jamanfued May 17, 2011
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Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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Weekend at bernies

The friend everyone has who can't control their drug/booze intake. After they have passed out you have to carry their body from one party to the next.
"Look at Riley, shes about two beers away from weekend at bernies."
by Mark C. August 28, 2005
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