bumper sticker douchebag

self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, someone who almost completly covers the rear bumper and trunk area with bumper stickers that contain worthless pieces of personal feeling and/or stupid informational bullshit. this person is probably a douchebag or dickhead in general as well.

yo, look at this car, this guy in front of us is definitly a bumper sticker douchebag.

by MYNAMEIST February 17, 2007

Rusty Bumper

When the drunk redman man (generally named Tanto) tries to slip his third mocassin into your turd cutter and ends up just dick punching your fart box. It is called the rusty bumper due to the uniquely rusty color that a redman's dong exhibits.

God damn Tanto was so drunk last night he kept giving me the rusty bumper.

by Strangler Hunter July 24, 2019

Bumper Flipper

(phrase): for A really Fat/Obese person.Used in Deep South.

"You aint nothin but a Bumper Flipper"

by Mr JL D June 30, 2008

lock bumpers

get so close... that the only thing gettin between me and the car ahead... is exhaust gas

When someone is trying to cut me off on the freeway and I'm in my old truck, I just lock bumpers and sqeeze 'em out.

by Tim Prince September 12, 2008

Boogie Bumper

The coolest shadow on the internet humorously ridiculing politicians and fake news.

I can't wait to laugh with Boogie Bumper tonight on The Daily Boogie on YouTube and Periscope!

by Crazy as a coconut June 11, 2019

clam bumper

lesbian

"Gee, I never would've guessed that Rosie O'Donnell was a clam bumper.", he said sarcastically.

by Mike Stander August 1, 2003

Bumpersticker

A tattoo located on a person's ass.

I had sex with a chick last night who had a fly bumpersticker.

by pinksmurf July 31, 2010