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bedanke

The act of grouping your testicles from between your legs from the back with a numb hand
i was so drunk i bedanked my balls
by bidmaster flex donkey April 27, 2017
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Bedrunkened

Bedrunkened is the act of becoming drunk, often without consciously doing so, frequently at the hands of friends, usually in a quiet manner.
He labored with his mug of mead until he found himself quite bedrunkened, he felt the warm rise of the wine pulsing in his head, and sight contentedly over his small fortune.
by Irkster May 16, 2017
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Bedsand

When you eat food in your bed, and then the tiny crumbs become hidden and riddled beneath your sheets, providing a sand-like consistency that haunts your sleep. In most cases, bedsand can take months to years to eradicate.
I tried the saltine challenge in bed yesterday, now I have bedsand

I hate bedsand, it's coarse, it's rough, it's irritating, and it gets everywhere
by Carson4Plate2017 April 19, 2018
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begrand

A Begrand is a powerful, loving, caring person who will never let anyone push them down. Begrands always stick up for people, who they might not even know. A Begrand is also an attractive, athletic, motivational human being, that will do anything to win.
That girl just body checked that other player!!”

“That’s a true Begrand right there
by Don Parker October 25, 2017
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Bedanza

The Ultimate defensive force in the universe, involving a combination of Ben, Danny and Azza. The ancient myth states that when these 3 are together in defence, they provide the cure to world hunger and can prevent all wars. Only a fool would doubt the abilities these 3 FIFA Power Rangers possess.
Sam: "Looks like we need some Bedanza in the team."
by AzzaXelite July 21, 2018
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bedane

He is a very funny guy who loves dancing on the streets and crying in the shower. He enjoys eating weird food and smelling them. He has a kind heart and he loves helping everyone. He is very talented with girls.
by Bedisha June 15, 2019
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bearants

Two hairy gay men that have a child together
We passed a pair of bearants with their baby at the park today
by arz131 March 21, 2020
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