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An individual unskilled in the are of giving head. Used too much teeth and not enough lip. Typically a painful experience but generally tolerated cause after all, you are getting your dick sucked.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Get the Beef Butcher mug.A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.
Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”
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Tim 09.13: Ayo I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty talkin' bout shitty,
Axel 09:14: *Laughing*
Axel 09:29: Ayo I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty talkin' bout shitty, *humming*
Philip 10:30: Ya'll know Axel, that guy who always says "I'm litty"
Edmond 10:31: Nah bruh, he just **lingo butchering**
Axel 09:14: *Laughing*
Axel 09:29: Ayo I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty I'm litty talkin' bout shitty, *humming*
Philip 10:30: Ya'll know Axel, that guy who always says "I'm litty"
Edmond 10:31: Nah bruh, he just **lingo butchering**
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Person A: Emily I just found out that my guy was cheating me for months for I broke up with him!
Emily Bather: Well you don't need him you are an amazing person who should never be treated like that! I will give him a piece of my mind!
Person A : thanks Em.
Emily Bather : no prob! He was peeing his pants after I spoke to him :)
Person A : :) :) :) Thanks I can always rely on you :)
Emily Bather: Of course you can!
Emily Bather: Well you don't need him you are an amazing person who should never be treated like that! I will give him a piece of my mind!
Person A : thanks Em.
Emily Bather : no prob! He was peeing his pants after I spoke to him :)
Person A : :) :) :) Thanks I can always rely on you :)
Emily Bather: Of course you can!
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