turd basket

A turd basket is a name given to someone who is full of crap or someone who you know is telling a big dirty lie.

Can you belive that Johnny tried to tell us that crap, he's such a turd basket!

by Godfrey G July 4, 2006

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Nut Basket

A woman who gets pregnant from a guy only because he's rich.

"Lauren London and Nivea both had babies from Lil Wayne? They ain't nothin but Nut Baskets!"

by D. Motes October 31, 2009

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rascal basket

The skin sack containing testicles on male mammals.

Due to a wild pitch, the catcher took a hit in his rascal basket

by cusbird May 20, 2014

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Not The Hottest In The Basket

This phrase is to be used when you are raping someone in a online game and they are trash.
However you do not want to hurt the other persons feelings so you use this.

Daum bro you really are not the hottest in the basket in fornite, get good bitchass

by Le PP sauce June 14, 2020

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Hanging Basket

The act of wrapping toilet paper repeatedly round the bog seat enabling you to create a mini suspension area where you can proudly display your crap for all to see.

"I'd use the other trap if I was you, I've left a hanging basket in there"

by T Boor June 30, 2008

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The basket where you put all your dirty clothes and several hours or days later they reappear clean and folded. Sometimes they end up on your bed or put away/hung up.

Legend has it when you lose the Magic Basket when you move away from home.

Murph: Let's go.
Coffey: I have to do my laundry.
Murph: Bro you need a girlfriend so you can get the magic basket back.

by CancelForbat May 4, 2014

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