bartlett

Noun: Large pile of excrement.

Oh, man, I just stepped in a bartlett

by whackadoo January 21, 2015

bartlett

female body style that is shaped like a bartlett pear.

Holy shit!!!! Look at that bartlett.

by valvespout August 30, 2005

barted

v., past tense; made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart

I barted on the test and blew it.

by K. Doyle February 18, 2003

Bartlett

Pronounced: Bahrt lett

Noun.

That kid just recited an entire friends episode, he is a fucking Bartlett.

Often used as an insult or to describe the runt of the litter.

by Colin Fudge July 28, 2012

bartlett

1a. a small irritating fever in human form, usually appears when not needed or wanted
1b. refers to something very small, or small in comparison to something else which is larger or better
both of the above definitions refer to a person in the north herts area who fits both criteria and the phrase was first donned by those who he believes to be his friends. WARNING: if you ever get into contact beware of the mood swings especially when he is having his period
whilst this may appear to be the slagging off of a particular person he has become so infamous that it a country wide term
2. a pear

1a. "does anyone actually like bartlett?"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"yes, i mean no"
1.b. "wow look at that that new year 7 he's well bartlett"
2. "Hmm I would have a bartlett if only it didn't remind me of a fag in the north herts area, even though i have not met the boy i already dislike him"

by the anti-bartlett July 26, 2008

Bartle

one who decides all that happens in this universe, also there the reason you got a divorce with your sexy wife.

Bartle, you can do that! Bartle: Skeet

by Zaiforge cannon April 20, 2019

barted; v., past-tense

made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart

I barted and blew the test.

by K. Doyle February 18, 2003