Tijuana Baptism

When a guy gets his junk vomited on whilst receiving a blow job.

Chris: "Hey, remember that drunk chick at the bar the other day?"

Marc: "You mean the one with no teeth?"

Chris: "Yeah. She gave me a blowy in my car and threw up all over my wee-wee."

Marc: "That's awesome, you've gotten your first Tijuana Baptism!"

by Kilroy Roboto July 25, 2009

batul

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your so like . . . batul

by batul September 21, 2005

Toaster Baptism

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.

Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course

by Yeetix February 11, 2020

John the Baptist

Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.

Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.

John the Baptist ate locusts and wild honey.

by thedzone October 4, 2009

Guantanamo Baptism

When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.

I sat down to take a slam and was pleasantly surprised with a Guantanamo Baptism!

by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010

batuhan

Batuhan is a amazing hott hott kid he's the coolest mother fucker in Medford

Kid-That kid can speak turkish
Kid 2-yea that's because he's bat and he's amazing

by Mandy April 7, 2005

Baplunja

A synonym for "butt plunger", a tool commonly used to extract feces from one's anus.

My constipation was so intense, I had to resort to using my dad's old baplunja.

Pardon me, but would you happen to have a baplunja I could borrow?

When in doubt, baplunja it out.

by Antonvivaldis June 12, 2017