The reaction to an event or statement so absurd, so mind-numbingly stupid, so reminiscent of every single thing one hates about humanity, that one's only wish is to stab herself with the nearest object. Bananas are highly recommended, but other objects may be used. One rule, though. No knives or anything that could actually be used as a stabbing instrument. Have fun. (Note: Don't actually stab yourself, please)
Person One: Oh. My. God. Did you just see the Miss Teen USA pageant?
Person Two: Yeah. It was terrifying. That girl, you know, the one who kept saying "such as," and referencing "U.S. Americans?"
Person One: *picks up banana from fruit bowl and thrusts it into her chest above her heart* BANANASTAB.
Person Two: Yeah. It was terrifying. That girl, you know, the one who kept saying "such as," and referencing "U.S. Americans?"
Person One: *picks up banana from fruit bowl and thrusts it into her chest above her heart* BANANASTAB.
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"Cool bananas" is an expression of appreciation, endorsement or an exclamation of enthusiasm. Similar to "cool beans" and awesome!
Etymology: Possibly originating in Australia in the early 1990s, loosely based on a television commercial for an Australian automotive reseller whose tagline was "Cool Banana Motorama"
Etymology: Possibly originating in Australia in the early 1990s, loosely based on a television commercial for an Australian automotive reseller whose tagline was "Cool Banana Motorama"
Statement: I just got us front row tickets to the show.
Reply: Cool Bananas!
Statement: You can now play for free.
Reply: Cool Bananas!
Reply: Cool Bananas!
Statement: You can now play for free.
Reply: Cool Bananas!
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Get the Cool Bananas mug.A conversational endpoint that you use when some little whiny worm is complaining to you and you are sick of it. Will often belittle complainer and give complain-ee a defining sense of satisfaction.
Whining little worm: Ughhhh, I got dirty snow on my Uggs, and my cell phone is broken, and things are really hard at home with my parents and ugh I'm just so stressed!
Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .
Whining Little Worm: *Silence*
Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .
Whining Little Worm: *Silence*
by Pi@noguy January 13, 2011
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by Tyree Johnson May 3, 2008
Get the Bananas mug.The prescription drug Percocet usually 10mg because there are yellow and somewhat resemble a bananna.
This word is used over the phone or to allude people that you want some percs.
This word is used over the phone or to allude people that you want some percs.
If u can swallow 5 bananas at once without a drink; you are well on your way to becoming a heroin addict.
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