baltimore snowball

It's when one person stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the side while another person on the ground catches it either on the face or directly in their mouth.

I gave my landlord the Baltimore Snowball because she raised my rent $25.

baltimore snowball by Gabby Hayes February 5, 2014

Baltimore blowfish 

A classy move where a girl is giving you a rim job and you rip a huge fart into her mouth. Her cheeks puff up and then she's the Baltimore blowfish.

I hear your mom works in Baltimore. That must be pretty tough on your family.

Baltimore blowfish by Nick D September 23, 2003

Baltimore tumble weed 

A black porn or liquor bag blowing in the wind. Bags such as these are commonly observed tumbling up and down the streets there.

Wow, that last block had four Baltimore tumble weeds on it...a new record!

Baltimore tumble weed by wallyTour August 10, 2009

Baltimore Falcon 

The act of blowing multiple toxic farts at a sporting event when seated behind an annoying fan. The stench swoops down on the unsuspecting victim, who has no recourse but to leave their seat, never to return.

John: Thank goodness you gave that loudmouth in front of us the Baltimore Falcon.

Donny: Yeah, he was really getting on my nerves.

Baltimore Falcon by Merv Flanders July 26, 2007

Baltimore Colt'd 

When a significant other (usually female) moves out of your apartment or residence in the middle of the night with no notice whatsoever, taking all of her clothes and belongings.

**Reference to the Baltimore Colts 1984 move to Indianapolis in the middle of the night.

Meat, when I got back from the football game at Glenbard South, she had Baltimore Colt'd her shit out of there.

Baltimore Colt'd by KBvsFLW March 10, 2009

baltimore broiler 

The act of dropping a deuce on a broiling pan and placing in a oven preheated to 400 degrees. Purposes are to stink out any unwanted guests.

My friend Matt brought a real skeezer home, in order to get her out before she could infect my toilet seat with crabs my roomates and I created a splendid baltimore broiler so stink her out.

baltimore broiler by Circle of Willis August 26, 2006

Baltimore Blue Crab

An act where a woman places her legs behind her head, and you then place her in a full-nelson and fuck her in the ass.

I gave my wife a Baltimore Blue Crab, a month ago, she couldn't walk for a week!

Baltimore Blue Crab by Vicdamonius September 9, 2011