A long, unbroken piece of human feces that resembles a balloon that a clown would twist into an animal.
by jmbalaya April 06, 2008
There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.
by bobaphat February 16, 2006
A person who gains media attention by pretending to be in grave danger, and thus creating an atmosphere of sympathy and attention.
"Actually, I only pretended to be hammered so she would have no other choice but to take me to her house"
"Dude, you're a fucking Balloon boy"
"Dude, you're a fucking Balloon boy"
by ihatealbanians October 17, 2009
by T-Bo January 22, 2005
the epitome of awkwardness, the in awkward social situations, hold your right hand close to your right boob as if you were holding a balloon, with your eyes wandering aimlessly around the room, as if you were looking for something (you might need to turn around or look under your feet for the full effect)and making strange facial expressions. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING. if you are with your friends, you can pass out balloons and be an awkward balloon salesman.
by Curly McCurls November 18, 2009
1.a cunt bag 2. an alternitive name to FUCK BOY 3. a five nights at freddy's 2 character 4. a dong inhaling enragement child.
by theninjafoxx May 10, 2015
When the scrotum is stretched over the anal opening, and then a fart is expelled into the stretched scrotum, thus creating a balloon like effect projected by the scrotum, as it fills with warm fart gas.
by Baxter Wyman December 30, 2010